Foreign Policy

I yelled at a homeless on your car because I'M AWESOME!




Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

SPRING BREAK!

For Spring Break I'm chilling with close friends. I don't have any specific plans other than having a great time. I just wanna break loose a little and live life to the fullest this week. If I could do anything else in the world for Spring Break, I wouldn't I love Childress, Tx and all the small town fun we have from just being kids. In a small town, you have fun just growing up.

George the Dog

So my name is George. I live with my mother at the Green View apartments. She elderly, but very kind. She always takes me on long walks at the park, and after that we go to Clare's for lunch. Clare is my mom's best friend. I like to go over there to play with my friend Sassy. She's an odd dog. Well, at least I think she's a dog. I don't really know what to think of her, I like her a lot, but sometimes I get the vibe that she doen't like me. When I try to sniff and kiss her, she arches up her back and makes this weird hissing sound. And after she's had enough love from me, she gives me the buisness, and I mean buisness. Anyways, enough about Sassy, let's talk about my diet. Usually my mom gives me dry dog food and sometimes puts the mushy kind on it.... that's my favorite, but my favorite person in the world is Whitney. She lets me ride in her big silver machine, and sometimes, when mom's not looking, she gives me all the food she doesn't like under the table. I guess I got it pretty good, but sometimes I get swatted with a rolled up news paper. It doesn't really hurt, it just shockes me enough to make me stop. One time mom was gone and her closet was open and I found this really great chew toy. It was leather, and man it tasted good. I had it good until mom came home only to find that her shoe was basicly gone. I don't know, she was saying something about it was expensive or something...whatever that means. Boy did I get it good. But anyways, thats my life as a dog, and I'm perfectly okay with that.